Directed by Jim Sharman
I am constantly told that I am too uptight, mostly by men. I am sure the sentiment will be repeated when I report that I absolutely hate this film and if anyone ever made me go to a screening, my head would probably explode.
Janet and Brad are newly engaged and find themselves stranded with a flat tire in the middle of a storm. They seek refuge in a nearby castle that is inhabited by a homicidal transvestite. There a few tolerable songs like "Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me" and "Dammit Janet." There. That's the nicest thing I will say about it.
I feel like everyone who praises this film has to get their digs in about people who don't like it. Apparently, it means we don't like fun or anything out of the ordinary. There are plenty of "wacky" movies that I enjoy, but I just found this almost unwatchable. I hope you don't throw toast at me or whatever it is you're supposed to do.
Meat Loaf is in this film. Oh this just keeps getting worse.
One of the good songs from YouTube: