Friday, October 18, 2013

398. Blonde Cobra

Blonde Cobra
Directed by Ken Jacobs

Wow, I really thought it could not get any worse than The Nutty Professor but I couldn't have been more wrong.  Now, just as frequent readers could have guessed I would not be jumping for joy at the prospect of another Jerry Lewis movie, you probably knew that I was going to hate this one.  Therefore, I will keep it short and sweet so I have time to contemplate my predictability.

This film is probably one of the worst quality movies I have ever seen so it would have been painful to watch even if there was a semi interesting plot.  Fortunately, most of the movie all we seen is a black screen while Jack Smith whines about his childhood and various kinds of penises he has come across in an annoying falsetto.  The only redeeming quality in this film is the fact that it is only thirty three minutes.  Still a complete waste of time, though.

RATING: -----

Interesting Facts:

I did not find any trivia when I googled this one.  Tons of negative reviews came up so I suppose I am not that original in my opinions.  Damn, I need to work on my shock factor.


  1. Life is too short for Jack Smith movies, period.

    1. Agreed. But there are so many terrible three hour films we have to watch, I actually found this refreshing.