Friday, August 5, 2011

36. Napoleon

Napoleon
1927

I will start off saying what I am supposed to say and then move on to what I actually feel.

I am supposed to say that the technical brilliance of the film was breathtaking.  I am supposed to say that it is a shame that this silent movie was only four hours long and it should have gone on for four more hours (which the original apparently did).  I am also supposed to say that although the characters had no depth and it is basically propaganda, it doesn't matter because it is such a beautiful biopic.

Shit, I am glad that is out of the way.  Did not feel right.

This movie sucks.  I don't care if you are the best director that was ever fucking born.  It is a four hour long silent biography. I am reminded forcibly of Oktober.  I am getting major deja vu by saying that if I learned something it would be worth it.  However, this is a load of propaganda and boring at that.  I watched it while I was cleaning out my closet.  When I find untangling necklaces more fascinating than a movie, we have a problem.

Now, everyone claims that it is beautifully shot.  That is pretty hard to appreciate whenever you cannot pay attention.  A good movie has to have depth and interesting characters.  Cannot believe I paid $25 for this...

RATING: -----

Interesting Facts:

Abel Gance, the director, brought us La Roue. 

The restored version was released by Francis Ford Coppola.

No video, sorry.